Angry Knitting
The Simpsons

"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them."
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

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Q: How do you get the rhinoceros out of the theatre?
A: You can't. The theatre is in his blood.

"I’m always home. I’m uncool."

"I’m always home. I’m uncool."

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A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep…

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After I drop an insanely good piece of gossip to a group of people

"I never realised before entering the teaching profession that it is a full-time – and by full time, I mean an every-waking-hour – job. Even during sleep, I dream about school and staff and pupils. There is simply no escape."

Secret Teacher: I can’t take the stress, but I don’t want to be a dropout statistic

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Love this

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Fire Eating

I am taking a 2-day class on fire-eating this week, and I am starting to get anxious about it. I mean, I’m looking forward to the class, especially considering it’s something I’ve wanted to learn for years, but the class is held in a city where I rarely go, and the class will be full of strangers. They are silly reasons to be nervous, but there they sit, right in the pit of my stomach. 

But I think the worst part is, the friend I’d usually talk to about this kind of thing is someone I can’t talk to right now. And that makes me miss him.